School For the Blind

Barry had been a student at the School For the Blind since he was a little boy....and for the first time he was feeling something really different....he wasn't sure what it was but he was sure that he liked it!!!!

Just Like That

And then....just like that....Lois was reminded that Superman was actually an alien!!!

Star Wars - Boba Fett

So what was the problem between Han Solo and Boba Fett?

Well it started long ago and it involved using a condom....

Noises

 After nights of hearing noises in the house they finally hired an exterminator....

"I'm sorry to tell you but you've got a pretty serious mouse problem...."

"Can't you just set some traps?"

"Yeah but these kind of mice require special bait...."

"Cheese? Peanut butter?"

"Nope....for these particular mice you're going to have to use cash and lots of it....it's the only thing that attracts them!!!"

Got It

"Alright Sissy I've got a good grip on it this time.....you want me to pull slowly and carefully or just give it one hard yank?"

"Slow please....go slow...."

"One hard yank it is!!!"

"Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"

Not Sure Why

 Tommy was not sure why all his friends complained that their girlfriends wouldn't have sex with them....

His girlfriend wanted sex just as often as he did....maybe more!!!

The Monster

The monster rose from under the water....it stared at her with it's one eye....but she wasn't really afraid.....perhaps she could befriend it somehow....it seemed to enjoy her playful actions.....maybe she would survive this encounter....she wondered what else she could offer  that would please it.....she felt sure it was looking for something more from her....but what!!!