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Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Hitching Post

It's funny....you all saw them in the western movies....they were everywhere....but I'll just bet you thought they didn't exist anywhere anymore....
Just to let you know....the modern day sissy hitching post still exists!!!!












Monday, April 6, 2020

Stuck in My Head

Did you ever get a song stuck in your head?
You know....it just pops in there and you can't do anything about it!!!
Well.....this is kind of like that....something comes out of nowhere and gets stuck in your head....except it's not a song.....although you can hum along!!!!












Sunday, April 5, 2020

Times Have Changed

It all changed so fast....
I used to pick out her prettiest undies for her when she went on a date....
Now she wears something completely different when her date comes over!!!!














Saturday, April 4, 2020

Bigger

"Is he bigger than me?"
Sweetheart....my pinky is bigger than you...."










Friday, April 3, 2020

TV Guide - Gunsmoke - The Lost Episode

"Miss Kitty!!! I wasn't expecting to see you like this!!!"
"And I wasn't expecting to see you....like this either, Marshal Dillon!!!"
"I can explain...."
"Don't bother....I know how it is.....now why don't you put the other stocking on and then we'll pick out a pretty dress for you!!!"











Thursday, April 2, 2020

News

"And here's a young couple that seems to have found a unique way to protect themselves from the Coronavirus....."
"Yes.....we need to go the market....we are very busy!!!"
"I'll only take a moment of your time....you seem to have found a unique way of protecting yourselves....do you feel like those panty-masks will protect you from the virus?"
"I'm sorry.....we always wear these....what virus are you talking about?"
"And that's back to you in the newsroom Jim...."













Wednesday, April 1, 2020

When My Ship Comes In

Yeah this is where we are now.....
She told me how much I had to come back with and she didn't care what depraved depths I had to go to to get it!!!!
I had already been used and abused by all the truckers but finally I found out when my ship was coming in!!!!!
The Charmin truck was due in just a few minutes and all the other truckers had already called him and told him what I was willing to do for a trunk full of that soft tissue gold!!!!