Grand Mistress

 "That's checkmate Sweetie....you owe me another orgasm...."

Let Me See

I pleaded with her to pull it down and let me see....and she did....I almost exploded into my panties when I got a good look....her whole nose and mouth....bare naked!!!

Big Tug

"Alright now....I've got a good grip on it....now take a deep breath....when I count to three I'm going to give it a big tug....one....two....."

AAA

Car trouble?

Why wait for Triple A to come and get you started when a short dress will get you help much faster....

Identified

"Go ahead Paulie....you told the school board you "identified" as a girl.....so let us all see how much of a girl you are!!!"

 

Glad You're Home

"Oh Sissy....I'm so glad you're home....i've been thinking of you all afternoon..."

"Thinking about what?"

"Come upstairs and you'll find out...."

Speeding

"Speeding in my town again Honey...fourth time this week....and right in front of the police station....what on earth were you thinking?"

"I didn't realize I was speeding....I'm sorry...."

"I think you and I are going to have to find some way of correcting your behavior....again!!!"

"Whatever you say Ma'am!!!"

Don't Worry

"Don't worry Sissy....you'll never miss them....and just think you'll never have to wear a cage again!!!!"

Uncaged

"Yes...it has been quite a while since she released me from the chastity cage...I'll go get some paper towels...."

Timing is Everything

 

It was really terrible timing.....everyone was having a great time....and then something broke the hypnotic trance!!!! 

Poor Gary was very surprised....but he didn't stop!!!!

 

 

Second Date

I asked her out again and much to my surprise she accepted!!!!
I told her to dress casual....I was thinking about just going for a walk in the park....
I never realized how humiliating a walk in the park could be!!!!

Overheard

Wait a minute....did she just say she wanted him to eat her pussy!!!

Star Wars - The Vader Story

 Young Darth was perfectly happy playing princess with his pink tea set...until he was caught and severely punished....and he never wore a pretty dress again!!!

So began his turn to the Dark Side!!!

Buttered

 All buttered and ready to serve!!!

Vitamins

"You see Henry....I told you those special vitamins would make all the difference for you!!! Just look how you've grown!!!"

Odds and Ends

Have some stuff just taking up space on my hard drive so I thought it would be nice to let it take up space on yours too...

Well...fresh is the best after all..

 

What makes you so sure it was only the cavewomen?

 

I'm pretty sure I know the difference!!!

 

 

Only 1.5 hours...my wife would call that a warmup!!!

 

 

I bought these when I was a kid....I told my Mom I wanted to see the bones thru skin and she actually believed me!!!

And finally....the endless debate!!!!

 

 

Captured

Re-enacting that moment when they all saw the smallest penis they'd ever seen.....the artist captured their expressions perfectly!!!!

The Whole Thing

Oh my god.....you can see the whole thing!!!!

I mean just look.....it's out there.....bare for all to see....

That mouth is driving me wild!!!!

This new fetish is getting harder to control!!!

Saturday Matinee

 

 Just because I host the Saturday Matinee over on one of my other blogs doesn't mean I can't relax and enjoy them too...

Just like College

"You see little boy, it's just like the courses you took in college.....your wife put you in chastity to fight the patriarchy.....you don't support the patriarchy do you?"

"No.....smash the patriarchy!!!"

"And your wife deserves the right to celebrate her sexuality doesn't she?"

"I support her searching for her own truth!!!"

"And she is striking a blow against white supremacy by letting my man fuck her with his big black cock....you're not a white supremacist are you?"

"No Ma'am.....I'm glad to support her efforts to smash white privilege....but don't I ever get a chance with her?"

"It looks like it's time you went back to college for a refresher course Baby!!!"

 

 

But This Time It's You

You've always chuckled at those poor sissies....surprised when their wife or girlfriend came home early....

In every case it seemed the only thing they could say was "You're home early....".

And then it happened to you and your mind went blank.....and all you could think to say was....

"Hi Honey, you're home early...."

Now you understood it....

At This Point

At this point, I think that this is redundant....don't you?

 

Humiliation

She always finds a way....

"Sissy, the car needs to be serviced.....take it to Tony's and ask him to change the oil and check all the fluids...."

"Yes Ma'am"

"And ask him to check the air pressure in the tires...."

"Yes Ma'am...."

"That's important Sissy....have him check the tires!!!

"I will Ma'am!!!!

 

I Didn't Mind

 I didn't mind that she made me wear a bra and panties every day....that's not why I left her!!!

I didn't mind that she put nail polish on my fingers and toes....that's not why I left her!!!

I didn't mind that she made me wear makeup....that's not why I left her!!!

I didn't mind that she paraded me in front of her friends....that's not why I left her!!!

I didn't mind when she dressed me as a girl and made me suck a mans hard cock....that's not why I left her!!!

I didn't even mind when she gave my virginity to her real boyfriend....that's not why I left her!!!

Why did I leave.....isn't it obvious!!!!!

She cut my hair and gave me bangs!!!!!

How could I stay with someone after that!!!!

 

 

Roommates

If my roommates didn't want me to join them for coffee they could have just shut the door!!!

No Idea

"Honestly Sissy.....I have no idea how our only mop got broken in half and put out in the trash in the middle of the night....maybe I'll pick one up when I go into town next week!!!"

Can I Help You

"Can I help you find anything?"

"I was going to ask you the same thing but you've already found it!!!!"

Help

"So what did you need my help with?"

"I was wondering if you could hep me get these panties off....they're so tight!!!"

"I'd love to....what about your husband?"

"He can take his own panties down!!!"

Where Are You

"The girls must have disturbed the ghosts Scoob....listen to all that screaming and moaning coming from their room!!!!"