Wearing A Mask

I know it's a pain in the ass to have to wear a mask all the time....it just gets in the way so often....
But there was something I'd always wanted to do....and it wasn't until now that I could do it....so there's at least one good thing about wearing the mask!!!!

Row Row Row Your Boat

"Why yes, I am going gently down the stream.....but rowing is just out of the question!!!"

Oh Jan

Jan watched as she took it all.....she didn't share....why should she share now....she never shared anything with her......it was always all about her
It was always "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"....
She's always been the prettier one....
She's always had the cutest boyfriends....
She's always taken it all for herself!!!!
Jan was just going to have to settle for butt sex like she always did!!!!

Schedule

"Yes Officer.....I understand....but my sissy husband was due for his milking and I do so like to keep him on schedule......it'll only be another minute or two...."
"Well I guess that'll be alright then....carry on...."

Progress

"As you can see we've made great progress with your husband....we've feminized him and we're almost finished making him into a slut that craves a mouthful of hard cock at all times!!!"
"But I sent him to you to help him quit smoking!!!"
"Perhaps we misunderstood what you wanted.....but on the plus side, he hasn't had a cigarette since we introduced him to giving blowjobs...."
"Well as long as he quit smoking....I can live with the rest!!!"

Foot Locker

GI Joe never imagined that Barbie would look in his old footlocker....but now she'd found everything....all his secrets.....and worst of all she'd invited that damned Ken over to play.....thank god Ken had no genitals or Joe might've been even more worried!!!!

Lost

"Did you find your keys yet?"
"No not yet...."
"Have you looked everywhere?"
"Well....now I have!!!"

Monday ManCandy

It's hard and oh so suckable....it leaves a wonderful taste in your mouth for hours afterwards and certainly tastes better than clowns.....clowns taste funny!!!
ManCandy!!! Only a real clown would pass up a tasty mouthful like this!!!

Discovered

She made a tire-screeching U-turn when she realized that she had stumbled onto the secret second job her husband had been working lately!!!!
Although she had issues with her husband blowing men for money she had to admit he looked pretty good and it was an all cash business and they did have bills to pay!!!

Big

My wife told me that her new lover was big.....really really big!!!
I'd seen her take some really big cocks but she told me this made all of them look tiny!!!!
I laughed.....no one could be that big......
After seeing just the shadow....I had to admit that he was the biggest I'd ever seen!!!!

Cuckold Marriage

When you find your wife.....naked....feeling a mans big cock through his shorts....and she looks up at you and says....
"Come here Baby....you've got to feel this one!!!"
That's a cuckold marriage!!!!

Had Enough

"Hey look.....I just got off the phone with the guys and we've all agreed that we've had enough of this lockdown crap....what about you?"
"Yeah....I've been going a little "stir crazy".....what do you all have in mind?"
""We're all getting together and going out dancing....you know.....like we used to...."
"Sounds great....I hope I still fit in my dancing clothes....I've been wearing nothing but sweatpants for months...."
"I'm sure you'll look great.....it's going to be fun to have a boys night out again...."
"I can't wait!!!!"

Proof

Well here we have it...
Proof...
Positive proof....
Photographic evidence that proves once and for all....
Everything is NOT always bigger in Texas!!!

Different

When she told him that she was going to bend him over for her new strap-on he'd jumped to a very different conclusion.....

Monday ManCandy

Back when they changed Coke to a new recipe it was a colossal failure....now adding flavorings to our favorite treat will surely not last.....who wants the taste of "Bubble Gum" first thing in the morning?
ManCandy!!! The classic creamy treat!!! You can't improve on perfection!!!!

Dream

I had a dream the other night about my wife....naked....riding a big powerful bull!!!
To my surprise she told me she often has the very same dream and it always gets her hot!!!
What a coincidence!!!

First It Was A Mask

First they said to make sure to sit at least six feet apart....
Then they said we had to wear a mask....
But these new beach rules were getting more and more strict!!!!

Oops!

"That's right Sissy....worship my ass....tell me how you love it....show me how much....oh oops....."
"Jeez Mistress...."
"I guess I shouldn't have had those beans at dinner tonight....well no matter.....just get back to what you were doing....."
"Yes Ma'am....oh my god it's so bad!!!!"

Recruiting

"Okay.....you'll do fine.....step down the hall for lingerie fitting and maid orientation...."
"But I...."
"No backtalk Sissy.....now move your sweet little ass......"
"Yes Sir....I'm...."
"NEXT!!!"

It Seems Obvious

It seems obvious now that I think about it....
I mean the "Children of the Corn" had to come from somewhere!!!!

Wildfires

As we get closer to wildfire season it's more important than ever to get out there and clear the brush.....

The Panda Bears Picnic

If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better not bring your wives!

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the 

Panda Bears have their gangbang

Meanwhile Out At Sea

Out at sea things aren't that different....

Saturday Matinee

This week they're featuring a big double feature with no short subjects....

Joke

"Tell me another one...."
Normally she didn't like my jokes but for some reason she found me to be very amusing tonight......

The Whole Thing

When my wife's lover told me he wanted a rimjob I rushed to begin right away...
But then I figured the right thing would be to do the whole car for him....

Need Help

Jerry had always worn the same sizes ever since he was a young man....it made shopping a breeze....
But now he needed some help.....apparently he'd put on a few of the Pandemic Pounds he'd heard about....

Dream

I can honestly tell you that I have a very small dick.....and I come too quick too.....so it's not really of any use to anyone and my wife has wisely locked it up so I don't stain more of my panties....or furniture.....or sheets....or her dresses....or my dresses.....or....well you get the idea....
But even a sissy can dream....
And when I dream.....I dream BIG!!!!!

Monday ManCandy

On their wedding night the bride couldn't wait any longer....
"Give it to me Baby.....I want to eat all of your ManCandy!!!!"
And just like that he could hold back no longer and passed his point of no return!!!
ManCandy!!!! It's an explosion of flavor and there's plenty for both of you to enjoy!!!

Workout

Working out outdoors is so much healthier.....

Life Is....

Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're.....holy crap.....JACKPOT!!!!